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I am never liking anyone ever again ever this is retarded
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oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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Justin Bieber as a judge on the x factor
Justin: that performance was not swaggy
Justin: you dont have uh like the swag we're looking for
Justin: uh
Justin: swag
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School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
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